Romeo & Juliet: Modern Day Psychopaths


Hello, my beloved Romeo, how you make me quiver,
I love your smoky lungs and your failing dried-up liver,
Oh it's so degrading, this filthy little craving,
But it’s hard not to notice; it’s my body you’re invading.
Head rush, oh fuck, darling someone's spotted us,
Hot flush, bad luck, I guess we have to cut him up.
Only take the tongue and I'll keep it in my dresser,
I'll put it next to my coursework and my dead professor,
He really shouldn't have downgraded me on my physics paper.

Hello, my beloved Juliet, lets elope to Indonesia!
I love your scruffy hair and your paranoid schizophrenia,
Oh it's so suspicious, all these secret little kisses,
But it's hard not to notice; your rage is so malicious.
Head rush, oh fuck, no one is going to ruin us,
Hot flush, bad luck, don't worry sweetness I'll cut him up.
I only took the tongue and I left him in the alley,
A hundred bodies in our way, one more now for the tally,
Fasten your seat belt Juliet here comes the grand finale…

Star-crossed lovers, love-struck murderers,
Drink your poison and take your pills.
Star crossed-lovers, love-struck murderers,
A modern day romance with frights and chills.